Whatever you do, DON’T call me Candice. It happened at @shakeshack once and I wrote a poem about it. Has anyone written a poem about you? No? That’s sad. I’ve written a poem about everyone I’ve ever had sex with (so then maybe you do have a poem about you and you didn’t know!). In any case, I’m still sniffing around for cash to fund this K*ckstarter campaign I’m doing. If you donate $500, I’ll not only write a poem about you but I’ll PRINT IT in a limited edition DELUXE version of my sold-out book of poems, Hi Angels, available exclusively to my backers. Holler at the link in my bio or go to www.hicandy.store Photo by @jonathangrassi surprise! #poetryisexpensive . . . . [image description: Candystore, a trans-y white-bodied lifestyle drag queen is wearing a shitty black leather jacket and a black lace jockstrap. Shimher hair is like an early teen @drewbarrymore side swept and wavy. The makeup is smudged, gothy, a black lip in a shade called “kale”. It’s been a rough ride, my friend. Safety pin and pearl collar by @hausofgarbageofficial]