I like to take a champagne flute off those little trays that look impossible to maneuver and just slug the whole fuckin thing and then launch it into a nearby bush cuz i’m an insufferable monster and then I like to punch somebody in the forehead who says anything to me cuz i’m a straight up irredeemable disaster I swear all I do at these events is insult the staff and crop dust undeserving patrons enjoying their evening make no mistake I will always scream at the dj that they’re doing a mediocre job. (translation for newcomers: please enjoy this photograph of me and the delightful @epasarow !! we had such a nice night 💕)