Today is @k8hardball’s bday. Unpopular opinion: I’m of the mind that Instagram birthday shoutouts operate as some backhanded testament to one’s own social capital and that sending a handmade card via the ailing United States postal system is so much hotter. Anyway, I love you K8. Happy birthday, beautiful (your card is in the mail😅)! #scorpiovibes #itsinthemail #tldr 🍰 🧁 🎂 [image description: in a photo taken 5 weeks ago, #Candystore, a trans-y white-bodied lifestyle #dragqueen kneels on a bed on the floor made with light blue sheets and a puffy pale orange comforter. The bedroom walls are painted with @benjaminmoore’s Violetta, a warm, blue-grey lavender. Two large #dildos—a potato-shaped copper number and a grotesque, very veiny, electric violet shaft—suctioned to the wall can be seen in right of the frame. There are two glow-in-the-dark paintings by @nathlie.provosty behind Candystore’s head, stacked with a pile of messy golden #blond hair held up with shimher hands, exposing a lone white earbud hanging from shimher ear. She-he wears a baby #pink @comeonstrong crew neck sweatshirt with the words “I’m with her” printed over a photo of #AileenWuornos fixing her hair in #handcuffs. The sweatshirt is paired with a rose-pink, silk pencil skirt—a classic silhouette reimagined by style icon, artist, mean dyke legend, and mother to all NYC fägg*ts, @k8hardball.💝]