Hey “guys.” This is one of those self-conscious posts where I look hot and famous in the photo and apologize for being “quiet” here, which is VERY irritating because it more or less reifies all of our addictions, insecurities, and toxic behavior related to social media (quiet for who?). Anyway, like you, I put my boobs in my bra one tit at a time. What maybe you don’t know about me is that I’m full of love and awe for humanity. I know, I know, we fucking trashed the earth and almost entirely obliterated any existence of human spirit /togetherness (see: Capitalism, colonialism, Jo Jo Siwa, Covid-19). Sure, some days I can be a whiny bitch and I’m sorry for that. The bottom line is that the end of the world has cometh, and if you’re at all a glamorous person, you will make it very fucking sexy*. Leave your sexy apocalypse ideas in the comments below. Smell ya later... 🔥 💉 ☠️ [image description: in a photo taken this past June after a @phile_magazine funeral party, Candystore, a trans-y white-bodied lifestyle drag queen stands in the colorful, tchotchke-filled @turksnyc restaurant wearing chunky, white, high heel sandals; a sparkly thong (bush out!); a citron green crop top; and a muted green jacket by @timothylwestbrook made from parachute material and nutrition facts labels from bottles of water. Candystore also has a pile of braids on shimher head with a cockatoo fluff and a curtain of hair extending from the sides of shimher head, created by hair genius @uhmmwhat. Shimher arms are outstretched, open to the gifts of the universe and she-he stands confident, strong, unstoppable. In case you’re wondering, *things that are sexy include: - putting out - being kind - helping yourself so you can help others - cooking dinner for someone - protesting - good outfits - $haring resources - drag queens - prayer (I’m only quiet for god!) - leaving a place more beautiful than you found it - making art - chewing with your mouth closed]