I was on a dock with water all around, super sunny and mirror-like. No land in sight really. News of a dead body was traveling around and various groups (ie lifeguards, coast guard, police, etc) were sending people out in flurries to search for the body. I was walking down the center dock alone, past the empty bays meant for boats (all out on the search, I guess) when I noticed what looked like a body floating just below the water’s surface in an upright, standing pose. I started swinging a white towel around my head to alert anyone around, “I found it! I found it!” But no one reacted, they were all gone. I walked closer to the body. It looked more like a fish head with a man’s torso. And then it noticed me! I was intrigued and got as close as I could at the end of the dock and it popped out of the water to talk to me. His face was a purplish gray color with big bulgy eyes more on the sides of the head, set on top of a strong human jawline, perfect rosy lips, and a little hot guy mustache. I asked how he identified, man or fish, and he replied “I am a recycling product.” I thought he was charming and had a great sense of humor! (was also starting to think of him as part oyster after the recycling comment—a natural water filtration organism). We kept chatting and then I was stricken with fear and got really close to his face, “You’d better be extra careful being around this dock because there is a hunt for a dead body going on and it might be dangerous for you.” He thanked me for the advice and said I was very cute. I was also feeling very drawn to him, and captivated by his strange beauty. Then we kissed on the lips! I felt turned on and told him as much and he said he was turned on, too. I asked if he had a penis or “how that worked”. He said he had a dick and that I could touch it so I reached down into the water and grabbed a mostly flaccid, nice feeling green cock and squeezed it! I noticed below his cock was a big green scaley mermaid tail. He laughed when I said “Your dick is more or less like mine”. I gave him another kiss goodbye bending down from the dock so that our faces were like a 69. He slowly submerged back in the water and quietly swam away.