“I don’t know what I’m doing here” A 10 part series. 1. I should be working. 2. Who invited me to this? 3. I don’t know who these ladies are. 4. Lincoln was a douche (pt 1) 5. Amber and Angelique don’t know who invited me, either. 6. That’s not John Malkovich. Is it? 7. Lincoln was a douche part 2. 8. I guess we’re leaving now. 9. Seriously, who invited me? 10. “Why is that guy in my house?”