Scene from a marriage: Last night Gabriel was commenting on how I was still wearing pants in bed, but then he didn't want to seem like he's was trying to tell me what to wear so he was like: "Of course you can wear pants in bed if you want. You can wear them on your arms if you want. I love you." And I started laughing at how ridiculous this whole thing was and then Gabriel was like, "I don't even know if you can wear pants on your arms" and then shit got serious because OF COURSE YOU CAN. So I grabbed a pair of pants and put them on in the most obvious and wearable way, putting my arms through the waist and legs like a short jacket. Because I will do just about anything to prove a point. But then I couldn't get the pants/jacket off. So Gabriel had to spend a few minutes extricating me from the pants while we both were in tears laughing so hard.