THIS THURSDINGTON, THE SWOLLEN MEMBERS OF AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY WILL BE PILING INTO THEIR LUXURY S.U.V. AND EMBARKING ON A TREK ACROSS THE BARREN EXPANSE OF DENTON TEXAS TO PRESENT A CONFOUNDING SPECTACLE OF CURIOSITIES, ENCHANTMENTS AND HORRORS! THEY WILL BE EXHIBITING BODILY MONSTROSITIES AND FEATS OF ARTISTIC AND MUSICAL AMBIVALENCE! A RUBBERNECKER'S DELIGHT AT RUGGER BLOVES!