It’s hot AF. Also, when I was 16 and working at Sonic Drive-In, this woman would come in every Sunday morning and order a foot-long hotdog, but with no meat or cheese. She just wanted the foot-long bun, FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH MAYONNAISE, and then steamed. We steamed them usually to melt the cheese but it just made her mayo bun extremely soggy. She would come every week and eat them in the parking lot alone (how else would you eat such a thing?). Anyway, that’s how I feel today. Like she probably did after eating her gallon of mayo and wet hotdog bun: bloated and sweaty.