To be clear, I like sea turtles! I really, REALLY do. AND... I never asked for sensitive teeth. If anyone’s the bad guy here, it’s... sea turtles - for not being smart enough to avoid plastic. ❤️👍🏻🐢☠️.#seaturtles #plasticstraws #paperstraws #metalstraws #savetheturtles #savethestraws #turtlelove #comedy #comedypodcast #dancummins #dancumminscomedy #icedmocha #standupcomedy #standup