Omg guys...fml lol I’m such a clown and def gonna get rejected from this role i just interviewed for. It was a 5 hour interview...well, really a bunch of 30 min interviews. Anyway, i started to get nervous and for some reason i started doing this wink and finger gun thing. Even did a mouth click or whatever it’s called. Idk why. But i was like wtf STOPPP! So i kept getting more nervous and kept doing. HR: “Hi, would you like some water?” Me: “Nope. I’m all good. Had an iced coffee before i came in (inserts fake laugh)” and then boom the finger gun and wink. Wtf. I couldn’t stop it. It was lit finger gun and wink and finger gun and wink. Bam. Another one. Couldn’t stop myself. The finger gun and winks were coming out hot. I did it so many times that the two women from hr must have been like wtf bye freak. It was crazy though. Everyone was dead. I walked around in disbelief. It couldn’t have been the finger guns right? It’s not even real. It’s just a finger. What do I do? Ah, do what anybody in this position would do. I ate their ass.