Y’all always trying to pick me up in the crowd! I’m married - and I’m NOT a lesbian! 😂😂😂 HOUSTON, TX - You still have a chance to spend New Years with me for my 10:00 p.m. show! BUFFALO, NY - I’ll be with you Jan. 13 & 14th at @heliumcomedybuf! Come on out! LEXINGTON, KY - I’ll be at @comedyoffbroadway Jan 20th & 21st! Get your tickets RIGHT NOW at mspatcomedy.com! #jokes #standup #lesbians #themspatshow #flirting