#ThotNaysh! If a rabbit’s foot brings good luck, then what does a dub featch of dong bring? More waxing hoetic that makes the ghost of Maya Angelou shake her head? Don’t cramp up, bitch! (Sorry for calling you “bitch,” lol) Point is, we’re kicking off 2023 by following #ThirstyThursday with #FlickMyBeanFriday. Today’s honoree not only has chocolate nips, but gorgeous lips that’s been dropping bars & singing melodies. I’m talking about legendary rapper & one half of @Outkast and actor #Andre3000. ⠀ André Lauren Benjamin has a name that sounds like he’d put up w/me telling our Uber Eats delivery person “love & light” after being handed our dinner. 3 Stacks has CDE aka Calm Dick Energy, y’all. This year, I’m keeping my blood pressure low & my orgasms high, so guess wut, Dré? Ya hired! He’s like, “I didn’t apply for this.” Well, that’s why I’m a great headhunter - emphasis on HEAD - cuz I seek out quality peen for a once in a lifetime posish (missionary w/me). HALP! But, frfr, he’s perf for the job! ⠀ Peep the stats: he’s 5’10”, & unlike most dudes who say they’re 5’10” when they’re really a soggy 5’8”, André doesn’t lie & ain’t nothing hotter than honesty. All About the Benjis is also ripped, so sex w/him probs feel like, at times, being in a horse drawn carriage going over cobblestones, but hey, I like adventure! And finally, his hair game is 🔥. One min, he’s giving us silk press wig w/a bayang. The next, Pier 1 imports cosplay by rocking a rattan fedora on his low fade. And now he’s living that salt and pepper life. Just looking like he’s full of wisdom & cunniling-ling hacks. But it’s not just lewks! ⠀ He’s one of the most original MCs ever. This seven time GRAMMY winner killed it w/Big Boi in Outkast, as a songwriter for other artists, a guest MC on countless songs, & also as a producer for Gwen Stefani. He’s also made his mark in acting & fashion. Plus! He’s devoted to animals AND is a loving father to his son Seven, whose mother is Erykah Badu. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 ⠀ So, André, thx for leaving us with a body of work we can groove to & a body that we wanna grind on. If you’re ever interested in MY love below, hit me up. Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame!