“...and as we approached the abundant flow with caution to the wind, our bravery was greeted with the voice of hit pop sensation, Alicia Keys, hidden somewhere amongst the boulders. “Shy girl!” I shouted, standing still, listening with breath I can only describe as bated. “I keep on falling” she sang back. Just then, the waterfall winked.” Gets me every time. This short passage is taken from the autobiography of Dame Margaret Smith, where she describes in an extreme display of vulnerability, her experience traveling the world despite an intolerance to lactose. Run don’t walk to pick up your copy of “Professor Moo-gone-girl; a dairy diary, daring to derail.”