My friend tells me I’m not posting about my book enough. ... The woman in me who has been trained to sit at the heels of men disagrees. I point out that I’ve posted about it lots. That people don’t really care. That I don’t want to spam people. How I wouldn’t want to appear boastful or arrogant because after all, we still want humility in our women. ... My friend gives me a withering look and reminds me who I am. She snaps my spine a little straighter and urges me to spam the shit out of everyone because we didn’t work this hard to be polite about our success. She also reminds me that the book has got to sell and I need to pay my bills. ... She is right of course, and so here begins my spamming. I give you #StoryTime and the beginning of the first chapter of my book. ... Please buy it and buy one for your girlfriend. And may you always be surrounded by women who remind you to plug the shit out of all your hard work and effort. Amen ameen. 😌🙏🏽🤲🏾 ... Thank you @maiyamichelle for always lifting me higher. ... #TheseImpossibleThings #EidSex