My dad came to a Patriot Act taping once. He wasn’t nearly this excited.⁣ ⁣ Growing up, my dad used to watch Letterman religiously. He also loved the Colbert Report. I don’t think he ever imagined getting to sit at Colbert’s desk in the same theater Letterman used to tape in. I’m hoping this melted his brain enough to stop asking me when I’m getting married.