Right okay so this is the script. DJing is getting a bit boring so I’m switching over to live performance to occupy my hands more. I’ve rented a villa in Bali and locked myself in and got three days to prepare my live set which I’ll be debuting at creamfields. This is quite feary as it’s being recorded, it’s a 20k cap venue and I have no idea what I’m doing, very limited time to rehearse and I only started prep yesterday. If anyone wants book me to do the music stuff September is your month as I’m going all Hagrid Houdini after that. I’ve just took on a studio and studio gear is expensive so I need to make loads of money for that so I can lock myself in the cunt and do another album. My life’s been like a D list Tom Cruise flick since I lost my wallet in the Channel Islands, and now everything going to plan even though there isn’t one. This post is purely promo for the live shows so if anyone wants to come and see me perhaps get electrocuted this is your opp. Don’t try and give me any advice // yesterdays price is not todays price - cheers