i remember one summer in New York while i was suffering from heat stroke by subway stank everyone on Instagram was in Greece or Spain or Italy and i thought to myself how are all these dumb hoes drinking in pools and on beaches while I’m here spending $29 on frozé WELL I’m proud to say that I’ve finally made it to my first European summer, I couldn’t have done it without all your self indulgent posts that I only liked b/c that one meditation teacher in Williamsburg told me that envy gives us wrinkles 🥰