I put this in my stories but the algorithm is being a little b3tch so its over here now. Look how sh1tty my partment is. My mortgage got turned down so I'm taking it out on my partment. Its not even its fault. it just has a landlord that does the bare minimum, poor thing. But now I guess I'll try to spruce it up starting with this picture. I know none of this makes sense, but nothing does so hang in there slum buddies. See my dress? All the maggots that the flies left on the rotting wood came to me the night before brunch and helped me weave this beautiful white dress from the clearance rack at express. Their little nasty maggot hands cobbled my boots from forever 21 too. I'm just a pretty little maggot made slum princess. All praise to my slumlord!!! #brunch #allwhiteparty #blackexcellencebrunch #express #forever21 #EverythingsTrash #maggots #murphy #catsofinstagram #flies #slumlord #slum #blackmold #rottingwood #leak #electricalemergency #shocked #deathby #apartment #upwardmobility