Stanch (st-ayn-ch) affects millions of children each year. Please get your child checked out as soon as possible if you suspect they could be suffering from Stanchy-ness. Talk to your bjj instructor about effective headlocks on children if they exhibit any of the following signs: - Always stinky even after bath - Inability to take a normal picture - Devious eyes - Obsession with snacks - Throwing hot wheels down the stairs then immediately denying it.