HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PERSON! @zackkalter I’m just grateful to get to live on earth at the same time as you. Thank you for always racing ahead of me to open my door, and for making me coffee when I can barely open my eyes, and for taking all possible measures to make the noise from your cornhole boards as muffled as possible. Thank you for loving me back as deeply as you do. I love the way we have turned this life into our choose-your-own adventure and I’ve never felt more excited to find out what happens next... even if it involves more cornhole.