Lots of people asked me if my partner got me flowers or cake of something nice for release day and the answer is no, what my spouse got me is a pair of boxers (for himself) with (part of??) my cover on them that he’s been wearing around the house (with nothing else) for what is now 24 hours, and that I am required to comment upon every time we’re in the same room, and THAT is why I am now single 🥰