It was a lovely evening on Brighton beach until, while dithering on the shore, I was approached by a random man who thought it was ok first of all to tell me I should just get in the water, then start splashing me, then, when I told him seriously to stop, to lunge for me, grab me and throw me in. I yelled at him, got out, and after recovering a bit called the police. He was long gone by the time they arrived. I am still so shocked.