My portrayal of William Clark, chairman, president and chief executive officer of LSDT GROUP INC. CLAIM TO FAME: Ordered a $50 million private jet, announced huge layoffs, and jacked up credit card APRs—after getting bailed out. QUOTE: Says the financial industry looks “self-serving and greedy in hindsight” but that he’s been “doing God’s work.” HIS HAUL, 2008: $10 million HIS HAUL, 2001-2007: $145 million B of A’s TARP: $45 billion (repaid) He likes Tuna Tartare, Steak, whiskey and Ballet. He stopped consuming cocaine in 2011 and made sugar his respectful new addiction. His skin is suffering but he’s been seeing an incredibly gorgeous looking dermatologist for many years now so he’s not the one to worry. His go-to masturbation tune is Beethoven’s Moonlight Piano Sonata No. 14 Thanks @yeahjoego @kelseypietropaolo @strasberginstitute