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Story time: So we all had tickets to the #Dodgers game yesterday.. Fortunately, I was given a ticket in a box seat, right behind visitors dugout, with "all you can eat" access. Yes, I left my family in the Lodge so I can enjoy the privileged 1% lifestyle at #DodgerStadium. It was absolutely spectacular. I felt like I was at a buffet at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. They had self serve frozen yogurt, trip tip, every salad you can think of, free Dodger Dogs (and not just basic dogs, Im talking about Brawst), every tasty dessert, and free turkey/ cheese sandwiches. I couldn't help but think of my family, who were stuck in Gen Pop (General Population). I had to find a way to get them some of this free food. I started stuffing my cargo shorts with hotdogs, popcorn, and free bottled water. I walk out looking like a chipmunk who just stuffed his face with nuts, trying to return all of them back to his nest. My cargo shorts were falling off trying to hold everything in. After dodging Dodger fans talking shit to me because of my Giants shirt, I finally reunited with my family, I pulled out all of these tasty items from my clothing. I felt like the Dodger cholas who sneak small bottles of liquor in their bra and only pull them all out when they finally sit in their seats. They seriously pull out a whole Bevmo the way they stuff their shirts. As I'm pulling out all this food, everyone around us was staring at me. I think they thought I robbed a hotdog vendor. I sat down with my family for a little but I couldnt help but think of all the food I was missing out on. After 6 very long minutes, I wished my family well, and made my way back down to the privileged section. It really is the only place I felt like I belonged. It's hard work eating a ton of free nachos with extra cheese. Luckily, I had @sonny.littlebear to help me. Sorry if the Dugout ran out of queso. Thank you Anjelah for the tickets. @vjohnson24 , Sonny, and little Austin, I had a blast with you guys. Go Giants!
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