Lesson one: never take your kids to your half-finished new house and expect them to like it. “Mum, why do you like this house?” Charming. Lesson two: don’t freak out when you first see the undercoat thereby assuming you were high that day in Notting Hill hence why you bought the wrong paint. Lesson three: don’t leave the receipt for expensive paint purchases in the back of the car for your son to find. “OMG MUM!! You won’t let me download FIFA 23 but you spent a million quid on paint!?” Lesson four: When for the 78th time someone asks, “have you moved into your new house yet?” work harder at containing your emotions. No-one need know your life story in paint. Life is too short, frankly. More lessons to follow. #divorce #decor #lol Builder - @johansonandco Paint - so far we have @farrowandball shadow white on fireplaces and woodwork, Wimborne white on walls. I actually wish I’d used shadow white all over, it’s such a gorgeous tone. Only 2 bedrooms done so far.