We used to count our coins together to go halves on 40p sweets. Now we’re in the rave going “give me 60 more dollars”. You thought this was gonna be touching and motivational about how we don’t let each other pay for things? Gimme that money bruv. In fact you had 3 of my chewing gums earlier i’m setting my alarm and knocking on your door like housekeeping. Dunno who i’m saying this to he doesn’t have instagram. Tony aka Tones aka Toshy aka Sloshy aka Give Me Half Hour aka Im On My Way aka Couldn’t Be Bothered I Was Tired Bruv. The cab driver just saved his name as “~negro” so might add that to the list. 21 years deep. Still a prick. ❤️