"Ma'am, I'm from Ohio. I was born here, I'll die here. I'm only in this class because they're forcing me to learn a language, I don't actually care how to speak French." Welp, apologies to my middle-school teacher for being incorrect that one time (still never used 90% of the shit they "taught" me though). I did do a little leg-work in learning French before @livroush & I's Paris trip, but it should have been more. At its best, it was the time of my life with my best friend, best girl, and the best wife anyone could ever wish to have. At its worst, it was 3 days laying in bed with food poisoning (I'll spare you the gruesome details, but as my Grandpa once said "could have went through a screen door and never touched the screen"). We seemed to get all around Paris in our 9 days there, but I'm already looking forward to coming back and doing it again (though I miss Italy quite a bit more). Flying home now, LA for a few days, then Liv takes off for DC. Been such a good time with her, I'm not looking forward to it ending. #Paris #eiffeltower #catacombs #louvre #HowEverYouSpellVersaii #georgemelies