I was going to caption this picture “Stepped in, Ballin” then I googled it quick to make sure those are the lyrics. To my dismay, @suspect_otb has NEVER said “stepped in, balling” Imagine that, I’ve been living a lie... What else have I got wrong??? Remember when your parents used to tell you that you couldn’t put the light on in a car whilst driving because it was illegal? Newsflash; your parents are full of shit bruv. You know what’s real? Love. I know coz I saw it yesterday, my boy @d_ajao married his best friend and I loooved how free the bar was. That’s true love. Loved it so much I only complained four times about how far it was. What is Morden anyway? Some kind of joke? Anyway listen, my life advice to everyone is to fact check everything. Don’t just believe what your mum says. If she was lying about the tooth fairy what else could she lie about?? She’s a crook. Don’t go Jason waterfalls.