My Bostonian friend @kristen_barry_mcneil gave me this elegant can of mace as a wrap gift. I hope so much that none of you ever have to use a can of mace, but if you do, please follow Kristen's advice: . "Ok listen. If you gotta use it, none of this *makes very sad and pathetic noises* bullshit. You just gotta be like MOTHAAAAFUCKAAAAAAAAH!!! and empty the whole fuckin thing." . Not entirely sure why they don't put this on the package.