Sorry I’ve been absent the past two days, my toddler keeps me busy off the screen. For example... Earlier in the week, after dinner I asked Zach to go grab some baking soda so we could put it in Simon‘s bath for his diaper rash. Because he had a bad rash he was walking around diaperless to air out his booty... all of a sudden he runs over to his poop spot and sits down and starts pushing. So I run over to him, and pick him up to run him to the toilet. Well once I pick him up it spread his butt and his poop started to come out... So I grabbed the nearest rag and put it over his butt to catch the poop. Well then the rag falls on the ground and I notice more poop is coming out so now I am just on get to the toilet mode... Well I go to take a step, and step directly into the poop on the rag... So now I’m carrying him on my shoulder his butts in the air, more poop is coming out, and I am limping to keep my poopy foot off the tile. All of a sudden another turd flops onto the ground... So then I start sprinting him to the toilet. made it to the toilet and one turd made it in. So we’re doing a mini celebration that at least one poopy made it into the toilet (first poopy I may add lol). Then we exit to go back into the living room so I can clean up his poop... That’s when I see Alice standing over the poop that was on the rag with her neck covered in shit. So now I’m trying to decided what to clean up first. Settle on the poop on the tile, while cornering Alice. So then I shave Alice’s neck and this all happened like 5 mins after Zach left lol...once Zach got back he bathed the dog and I bathed the child😅 (swipe to see guilty dog) never a dull moment 😬 💩 . Last day of #alonvacay is a creative pose! . 🌴 Hosts: @galaortin @asana_al @northernstar_yoga @yogimegs @palmbeachyogi . 🌴 Sponsors: @aloyoga @alomoves Line-Up: 1. Fiery 2. Resting 3. Cooling 4. Balanced 5. Joyful 6. Twisty 7. Try something new 8. Creative . . . : #aloyogachallene #lunge #balance #hipflexorstretch #joyful #yogashapes #mobility #fitmom #yogamom #yogastrong #yogashapes #igyoga #yogadaily #inspiredyogis #igyogacommunity #igyogafamily #yogachallenge #yogaoutside #yogamama #hipopener #creative