We’ve asked over 700 New Yorkers and counting to open up their bedrooms (and wherever else they’re having sex) to us for our ever-popular “Sex Diaries” column. Each week, an anonymous city dweller divulges to writer @AlyssaShelasky — who has helmed the column since 2015 — every date, horny text, orgasm (or not), and more in unapologetic, NSFW detail to comic, tragic, often sexy, and always revealing results. Inspired by Friday night’s HBO premiere of Sex Diaries, a four-part docuseries produced by Vox Media Studios, we looked through the archives to pick our all-time favorite entries. These are the diaries (ranked in order from tamest to wildest) that blew up our group texts, inspired an internet conspiracy or two, and still make us blush all these years later. Find them, and a whole bunch of other special Sex Diaries content, at the link in bio.