Worst jokes. Best dad. You're so hip you had a dad bod *before* it was cool. Dad, you're the cool parent. But I'll deny it if you tell Mom. Forever grateful you still love me after I broke curfew every night in high school. I love this guy more than he loves his grill. (And that's a lot!) Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect! I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.