That’s one way to raise your blood pressure. Take your two-year-old to the theatre. Probably not my finest parental decision. The show was INCREDIBLE, however, I feel like I aged 10 years in 2 1/2 hours. Apologies to all those surrounding us during the performance. I tried my hardest to keep her seated and silent throughout. Thank you to the few children who also made a noise. Although none of you came close to Loretta's chaos you helped calm my nerves slightly. And thank you to the bar staff for serving me another glass of wine when the bar was clearly closing during the interval. Definitely avoiding the theatre and the cinema for at least another two years whilst I recover.