icymi (just the professional highlights): -made @donatella_versace laugh, but forgot where i put my undershirt -shot the cover of @time and learned that my good side was the opposite of what i thought -forced hundreds of thousands of people to read/listen to my book, just enough to make the nyt bestsellers list one time. then i went on tour and met so many of you! happy to say that most of you weren’t weird. most. -successfully rhymed “this is going so darn well” with “did i mention i hosted snl” onstage at the junos -made a layup with a full bladder -sat on a field that i guess turned out to be dodger stadium -handed @nathanwchen the only silver medal he will ever own on celebrity family feud -flexed my abdominals so hard that @savagexfenty asked me to do it on camera -influenced some people in toronto, got one step closer to my dream of being the @raptors mascot -shot three movies and then got in a shouting match with @robbieamell about which blizzard game was better. as if there is a better answer than starcraft brood war. just kidding we made a film called hello stranger and i dyed my hair for it because why not that was 2022, except for winning jeopardy and some killer barbie content that i obviously can’t show you because i value my relationship with both warner brothers. we also raised over $200,000 for various charities and had a crapload of fun doing it. can’t wait for what lies next.