Listen up. My first ever hardback is out in less than a month. Nobody Asked For This is essentially everything I've ever written, including handwritten annotations that I wrote over the manuscript sat with a bottle of wine at Kettner's outing all the stories the old poems were about. It's juicy. It's heartbreaking. It's other stuff that I'll let you come to the conclusion on. Pre ordering feels like a faff but it is so helpful to authors, so please do if you're thinking of getting a copy. As I manifest the year ahead, I'd like to be Phoebe Waller Bridge sat at Chateau Marmont in a plunging neckline with a cocktail. Image above. Let's make it happen. PeaaaaCe! X