"Congratulations, your baby is now the size of a kumquat." Sorry, but how big is a f***ing kumquat? We got bored of all the weekly baby trackers out there, so we decided to make our own. What can we say, we like to have fun 🙃 Sign up for our totally-not-boring-and-maybe-too-cheeky tracker at the link in bio. Illustrations by the one and only @anahardesign.