Things got Messi! Look Ma, no hands!!! Congrats Argentina, real squad goaaaaaaaaaaaals! It’s nice to know, just like me, even pro athletes fall down and cry when they face slight conflict. I think most Americans hate soccer cuz we’re not great at it. You never hear abt a soccer dad. Happy holigays people. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #jokes #Wemightbedrunk #soccer #football #comedy #jokes #goal