Sorry for the delay, I’ve been living out my dream of life on the road as a passenger in an old car doing the bare minimum! Welcome to Virgo season! Enjoy your $18 cbd infused lavender lattes on rodeo drive instead of going to work! Quit your job without a plan! Screw it! Just hangout in Beverly Hills in hopes of meeting your next fling! Aesthetics are EVERYTHING!!! Even if you can’t afford them! Who cares! Shop your troubles away! Nothing is worse than looking like a slob! Buy yourself fresh flowers from the most expensive florist every single day! Leave extensive yelp reviews! Only negative! Set rules that are too strict for even you to follow! Boundaries! For everyone! Except you! NEVER FALL IN LOVE! No one is worthy! If you do meet a potential match this season, be sure to snoop around their apartment (or house in the hills preferably) making sure everything is in order! You deserve it! Cheers my dudes! Xoxo, your local astrologist