hey guys 🤪 so basically I’m alone at a haunted beach ... ??? anyway on Tuesday i woke up in a government vehicle (helicopter) headed over the gulf and they told me they’d pick me up after i write a draft of a feature film (pdf) that makes President Biden laugh, cry, and/or think a new thought. they said it only has to do one of those things but i get a seat on scotus if it does all three... i asked them if i was allowed to post to Instagram still (helps with writing) and they said yes. Anyway see u guys soon i hope and thank you to the White House for the residency 🥰 !!!