Did something new. Will do it again. Found a ski daytrip company that picks you up at 6:40 a.m. in Union Square and takes you upstate. Skiing is LIKE rollerblading but it also AIN’T like rollerblading. Fell a lot. Stuck to the greens. Got about eight runs in and didn’t fall on two of them. Didn’t hurt anybody else or myself. I’m going to pass out.