“Jasper, Father’s Day was created by corporations to make people spend money.” -Darius (overheard yesterday) Happy Father’s Day a day late to the husband I never dreamt I would have that co-created a magical divine human that I also could never imagine. I forgive you for fundamentally not understanding holidays. Also, I appreciate your shuttling around extra hats for Jasper yesterday b/c ensem options are important. Absolutely A+ most fun human/father. I love our life.