If 16 year old super competitive me had known I’d end up with someone so much better than me at so many things, I would have met you and run the other way. Luckily my ego has survived so far thanks to your lack of one and the fact that you make me and everyone around you so much better. The only consolation is knowing you are going to grow old and age into Bob Barker while I slowly transform into my mom - thank god for that. Happy birthday legend. I totally won the showcase showdown