The year is 2022, I’ve come from 2 days in the future to regale you with tales of the utopic life that has begun now that “Please Have a Seat” is finally out in the world. You are shocked to see me! I can tell because of your face, but mostly because you keep saying it. “Please get out of my bathroom stall! Security!” You scream, playfully (I think). I snap a picture to share with you the before and after. “See you in 2 days” I whisper into your ear as I hand you one square of TP before evaporating into a pink mist. “See you in 2 days.” 📸: @ddesigns_