Feeling bad about global warming? Offset yourself with Oliver’s Offsets! For only $1 you can stop John from chopping down a tree in our studio, and we’ll even send you a card declaring you carbon neutral! So head to OliversOffsets.com to offset your personal carbon footprint today. All proceeds will go to saving Irish whales and dolphins! Which, of course, has nothing to do with trees, carbon or global warming but is, ya know, nice. Full segment at the link in our bio!