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Here's my Father's Day review about @esnelldesign: "Lemme tell you about William's fine ssa daddy. First off, this man had THEE NERVE to swindle me with juice from the vending machine when we were in high school talmbout, "I don't mind getting something for you." I hee heed and let this man smooth talk me into marriage and making a family. He was like, "I bet you I'm gonna be a great family man." And you know what?! YOU KNOW WHATTTT?! He's fantastic. He feeds, water, and showers our child with attention, affection, and affirmations. He side eyes me and William with discernment when we do weird things around him. He troubleshoots me on the weekends with big pots of coffee and booty rubs. When my mom battery is at 8 percent, he raises his eyebrow, gives the warmest hugs, and makes incredible bowls of Maruchan Ramen. William will be 18 years old this year and he still wakes up in the middle of the night to check on him, does 6am wake up calls and will occasionally sniff our son's underarms before going to work. This model requires strong coffee, good books, video games 3x a week, random videos that make him laugh, little to no dose of dummeh activity within his proximity and people repellent if there's too many folks in the room. He loves photo walks, seafood, and hearty sandwiches. I will NEVER trade this model in - he's perfect. You can't buy him in a store because I will glitch on you if you try to get him. Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Happy Father's Day, Eric.
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