All I have ever wanted is a job in the copywriting department @yslbeauty, so that I can pitch them the line ‘TOUCHE ÉCLAT: It’s Tippex for your face!’ This is a #gift and I am the jammiest of dodgers - but I tried all of these products immediately and I have never felt so French in all my life. Lipstick (Red Enigma, a name I shall be using in reference to my menses) stayed on when I ate my lunch. (Which should have been half a dozen Gauloise, but was actually leftover chicken pie.) Also, not gonna lie - once upon a time, the gift of brown eyeliner would have elicited sighs of ‘You SHOULDN’T have, really.’ But this is un marron eyeliner vraiment sexuelle, and I’ve fancied myself pour tout l’apres midi. (Yes I know I’m struggling with tense, it’s because this has made me very relaxed.) MERCI BEAUCOUP @yslbeauty and @thetapeagency!