🥂 ATTENTION EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY TODAYYY!!! 🥂 
Everyone please wish our beloved DAVID SCHRADER a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎉 Davidddd, you are legitimately the definition of a good time. You never fail to bring positive vibes to every hangout, whether it’s a relaxing movie night or a night out. Even though you’ve only been in TNX for one year, you’ve already solidified your place in all of our hearts and we can’t wait to create even more memories with you. This year, you’ll be our skit director (affectionately dubbed “skit bitch”), and we truly believe there’s no one better fit for the role. Witty, strong-minded and respectful are just some of the many words we’d use to describe you, which is not only going to be the reason you're an amazing skit director, but also just an amazing friend to all of us. We love you David. Live it up today, you deserve it! 🥳🥳 With love, The Binghamtonics💙