A new study shows by all means that everything we thought was true and you never questioned before is actually totally incorrect. No you can’t see the study. In the wake of these findings I’ll bet you’re feeling pretty confused. I can interpret this turn if events for you, because you see I’ve been saying what these doctors and scientists are just finding out. Now that I’ve established my credibility and deestablished yours, I’ll bet you’re wondering how much I’m gonna charge you for this guidance. These scientists and doctors think o should charge this amount per year because they value their findings and think it’s a really big deal, however I’ve know this so it’s not that big of a deal to me, so instead I’m gonna charge you less amount of money than the other amount that I already said per year. In fact, quite literally on a whim you don’t even have to pay for the first year. Definitely after that tho let’s relax w that shit