From teenager to Pro Level👵🏼 aka grays in a blink of an eye. Time is a cruel, cruel thief. So I jumped on the #teenagedirtbag trend LATE (as per yoosh) and clearly I was a *very* late bloomer. Wait, did I even bloom😅?! In my defense - The typical American teen years of self discovery aka 13-17 are really more like 16-20 in a strict Catholic/Latino household because you basically live in perpetual fear of getting whipped with the belt🤣! “TRAEME EL CINTO!!!!” So 0% dirtbag here. More like 100% awkward. But what I really need answers to are the following: 1. How is it that my mother didn’t let me do anything fun, but yet she let me wear THAT much (TERRIBLE) makeup?!!! I should be arrested for my eyeliner and brows alone😳! 2. Why did I have to change my hair so much? Finding myself? Or undiagnosed #ADHD🤪? 3. Someone should’ve really forbade me from watching Soñadoras and Mi Pequeña Traviesa. #justsayin 4. I really need to figure out what amazing, miraculous, ‘sold my soul to the devil’ padded bra I was wearing😅🤣 #addstocart #teenagedirtbagchallenge